Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Jokes



Hi, I thought this week I would do something a little different and tell some jokes.
1.     What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam!



2.     Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs!



3.     Why did the jelly baby go to school?
Because he really wanted to be a smartie!



4.     What did one eye say to the other?
Something between us smells!



5.     Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t invented!



6.     What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we will go places!


By Ella

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